magic fags

ok so i have come to the conclusion after watching some david blaine special that he is infact 1000x better than chris angel thus...
d.b > c.a.
plus david blaine isnt a new metal douche

LINKS FGTZ
energy drink lawlz

thanksgiving!

went to a nice thanksgiving dinner tonight with sabrinas family.
heres what i learnt froma 4 yr old
-my real name is ward
-im scary because my hair is red

i work liek 10 straight days starting tommorow wish me luck fags.

THANKSGIVING!!!!

So its like thanksgiving and i cant sleep and my parents are out of town so theres no one really nagging me to goto bed or anything so i kind of lost track of time playing halo 3. But ya everyone else had turkey, i had this:







40 of oe, pizza and fries. i feel like i should be wearing a tuxedo with a cumberbun when i sit dwn and eat like this, thats how classy this kind of meal is.

tmnt

i kinda wanna see the ninja turtles movie.
im feeling nostalegic
anyways
new post
this is kinda funny?

propagoofball

went to propaghandi lat night
learnt lots of valuable lessons
-save the whales
-smash the state
-fight the power
-be vegan
it was seriously like watching 2 hours of cspan set to music.
fuck authority ect ect.

HAHA OH MANNNN

britney spears tried to kill herself today.
this could be bullshit but i hope its not.
she wrote 666 all over her forehead and ran aroudn the halls of her rehab center screaming that she was the anti-christ.
this is funny to me because i write 666 on everyones car windows and becase she is a basketcase
full story

p.s. party fucking hard
WWW.PARTYHARD.INFO
EDIT:MAD IAN CRED FOR PARTYHARD.INFO

I STILL HATE KIDS

this is funny:
16 yr old bitch with annoying voice and a pot belly wants a baby how cute.

this is not funny:
stealing puppies

this is funny:
dating videos

this is not funny:
fat 7 yr old

this is funny:
guy gets kicked in the balls?

thats all.

Funny

this is funny
local commercial

i hate kids

some kids were high in my class today and i was tripping them out. this video reminded me of that:

some kid on salvia

OH GOD NO...

I read this and threw up in my mouth.

"Winner for most unusual piece of development this pilot season goes to ABC, which has turned a series of quirky Geico commercials into a comedy project.
"Cavemen" will revolve around three pre-historic men who must battle prejudice as they attempt to live as normal thirtysomethings in modern Atlanta."

.Anyone who likes those commericals is either fucking stupid or over 40. That is a large demographic, im sure it will do well

JOEY PORTER IS A BUM

JOEY PORTER HAS NO JOB AND I AM LAUGHING



FUCK THE STEELERS

SLOW DAY

this reporter hates fatties:




herky jerky time for turkey,
fuck you.

bayard

THIS JUST IN...

Closet homosexuals hate my blog... i guess i'll never be able to corner that market.

In other news:

THATS NOT EDGE

eat priapism

appearantly i struck a chord with some lurkers
grow up
they are only words

p.s. link people here

shit WDAZ news covers all the pressing issues



haha
fucking emos and their point systems

p.s. this shit is funny to

this is funny

ok so tonight was pretty lazy didnt do much just drinkin some moosehead CHILLIN'

heres a sweet new addition to the list courtsey ian:

THPURELOVECLUB \m/

now really these people have the slightest bit of talent i mean they are definatly better than spines or any of that other shit, But seriously who gives a fuck it still sucks.

fuck winnipeg

ok um,if you didnt believe that winnipeg sucks then uh... here you go

what do you get when you cross 4 kids with too much time and no musical talentwith a $3 keytar from dollarama and a computer microphone? something like this.....

SPINES \m/

now subtract 2 of those talentless kids and you have this...

THE VALENCE ELECTRONS \m/

this shit makes me wish i was deaf.

EDIT


Ian. says:
I heard that pulling teeth song
www.milkpony.info... fuck you says:
haha
Ian. says:
it's a musical blow job given by a 47 year old crackhead



LOLZ

wow, winnipeg has shitty music

UNFORGIVEN HEIGHTS! \m/

they have nothing but a shitty banner under there about me but i assume if they acctualyl had words they would just detail the ins and outs of their homo-erotic fantasies, maybe?
(p.s. i think their singer is some bitch who i used to make cary my bass gear around whenever we had shows.)

FAME \m/

I dont even know what to say about this shit. fuck it. its awful lets just leave it at that.

thats if for now. im sure i will be getting more, ill post those to cause winnipeg never stops putting out shitty music.

p.s.